Hi everyone! I'm sorry that's it's been so long since I last posted, but you wouldn't believe how much my work as head of security has picked up over the past month! Almost every day, gangs of small humans walk behind our home in both the morning and the afternoon. They come in noisy giant yellow transport vehicles and carry bags with them. I'm sure the bags have tools for breaking into our backyard or something. The dog days of summer are definitely over, and I'm back to working hard.
You'll be glad to know that thanks to my vigilance, not a single one of the ruff-ians has breached the security fence.
Anyhow, my people watched the ridiculous show "The Office" tonight. (Any show that doesn't feature a dog is ridiculous.) However, they did have a reference to my favorite commercial. Pam cried when she saw it, so I guess I do like her now. Why did she cry? See for yourself:
Travelers Insurance - Prized Possession (Dog) by danbizet
I think that Travellers Insurance is going to do very well marketing to puppies. Not many companies seem to do that. Also, I love that they have an umbrella because I hate getting wet.
I think that most insurance companies don't advertise to puppies because they're run by people, and people never understand why bones are so important to puppies. All I can say is that bones are the best thing ever! Watch what I can do with mine. (I've had this bone for almost 2 years.)
You see, I can practice pouncing on prey, strengthen my jaw, and just have an all around good time. I even work my bone into my stretching routine sometimes!
That's a good stretch!
I feel so sorry for people because they never seem to enjoy bones the way I do. Travellers Insurance must have some puppies on their staff. I think that will pay off for them.