Rabbit Nightmare

For those who don't know, I'm highly trained in neighborhood security.  Most people know that cats and squirrels are among the threats to our peaceful neighborhoods.  However, many people overlook the danger of rabbits.

When I see a rabbit, I tell them to leave at the top of my lungs.  I do this to protect my loving people from the danger.  Most of the year, I'm able to properly protect my people; however, around this time of year, there are some rabbits that are even bigger than people!  They even try to attract people to them by carrying baskets of candy.  I'm too smart to fall for their tricks!

This year, my people weren't home for me to protect them during giant rabbit time.  They came back from their trip with this photo of especially scary rabbits.  

Fortunately, I trained my people well.  They stayed high above the threat and did not go near it.  Clearly, the people in the picture were not fortunate enough to have such good training from their puppies.